The Coolest Sms

Compendium of cool sms, funny sms, sms jokes, one liners, romantic sms, marriage jokes, job jokes, Punjabi jokes, hindi jokes, English jokes, teaser sms, santa banta jokes, blonde jokes, sher-o-shairi and loads more!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Children's day sms

The best thing to spend on children is your time.


Give them yor best

and

enjoy smiling Children's Day.

funny sms, Punjabi Joke

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.
Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c. 

Sunday, November 8, 2009

one liner

War doesn't determine  who's right.




War determines who's left.

Children's day sms,

Insaf ki dagar pe, bachcho dikhao chal ke,
Ye desh hai tumhara, neta tumhi ho kal ke.
Happy Children’s day

Children's day sms

 Children are the keys to paradise.


Take care of them.


Happy Children's Day

Punjabi Joke

Ik vari ki hoya ik pind vich sher aa gaya. 
Sher nu pakdan vaste Japan di police di help layi gayi,
 Amrika di police v aayi,
 par sab nakam rahe. 
Akhir vari aayi sadi harman pyari Punjab Pulas di. 
Bas fer ki c.
 Agle hi din Punjab Pulas ne thane vich ik bandar pakdya hoya c te ohnu kut kut ke keh rahe san: Bol me hi sher han, me hi sher han !!!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

funny sms, one liner

Why it happens?????
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When you're finally holding all the cards, 
Everybody wants to play chess? 

Children's day sms

Be helpful, be faithful


Little children! You are the future of humanity,


Be Truthful.


Happy Children’s day

Children's day sms

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.


love them


Happy Children,s Day 

Chutkule, sms joke

How did Panditji Kill a Lion?
Panditji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Hari Om!